Category: Wild N Wacky
Ingredients: 1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps, 1/2 oz Irish cream liqueur, 1/2 oz Southern comfort (Preparation: Layer)
History: Chitesville, Louisiana 1919, the nation’s most popular involuntary-combat spectator sport, cock fighting, was at fever pitch and a young cowboy by the name of Dwain Ford Cummins was widely known as the premier cock fighting trainer in the business. Cummins, who was feared by cock owners nation (and possibly) world wide, had a special way of preparing his champion game cock for battle. Unbeknownst to the cock fighting commission at the time, Dwain would put together a potent but tasty concoction of butterscotch schnapps, Irish cream liqueur and Southern Comfort and gargle until warm n’ frothy. At this point he would insert the head of his large cock into his mouth and to the cock’s great delight it would quickly consume the potent mixture of sweet alcoholic goodness. Energized by this pleasurable stiff and sugary mixture, his huge cock would fight in a fearless and frantic manner, destroying everything in its path. But with an unprecedented 69-0 record this spectacular run came to an abrupt end with the introduction of Prohibition in January 1920. Suddenly, the young cowboy’s prize cock with the lack of liquid courage performed in a much slower and almost chicken-like manner, getting beaten by other smaller and insignificant cocks in embarrassing regularity. The end was inevitable and Cummins and his insignificant cock retired soon after. We do however raise a glass to Cowboy Cummins and make a toast to the power of a large drunken cock.