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Alien Urine

alien urine

Category: Wild n Wacky
Ingredients: 1/2 oz melon liqueur, 1 oz coconut rum, splash OJ, splash sweet n sour (Preparation: shake and strain)
History: Contrary to popular belief the very tasty Alien Urine shot was not named after a Martian with an enlarged prostate but after the notorious Mexican illegal alien, Verde Con Chervo. Mexican legend has it that Verde would smuggle large quantities of Mexican pee over the US/Mexico border and then sell it on the black market to wealthy athletes, actors and celebrities. Top athletes would drink it as they believed it gave them great strength and endurance, and the word in the Hollywood Hills was that pure Latin piss possessed miracle anti-aging qualities that made one’s complexion young and vibrant, a kind of fountain of youth if you will. In fact, a few of the very wealthy and vain celebs would actually have fountains of Mexican urine in their vast gardens in which they would frolic and bathe. But all good things must come to an end, and after many years of successful border crossings Verde was eventually apprehended and deported back to Mexico never to be allowed pass either urine or the border again. He did however amass a huge fortune and now lives the life of luxury in his native Mexico, where he owns a very successful cantina in which his shot of choice is, yes, you guessed it, his namesake, Alien Urine. The celebrities, on the other hand, in their endless search for infinite youth have resorted to plastic surgery and topical creams and ointments for firmer and more radiant looking skin.