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Blue Balls

Blue Balls

Category: Wild N Wacky
Ingredients: 1/2 oz blue curaçao, 1/2 oz coconut rum, 1/2 oz peach schnapps, splash sweet n sour, splash 7up. (Preparation: shake and strain)
History: Named after the famous Parisian juggler, Marcel Boulez. “Blue Balls” was a favorite celebratory shot after the ever dashing Marcel’s legendary juggling performances.  Unlike many of the popular ball jugglers of his time, Monsieur Boulez or Boulez “Grande” as he was fondly known by his predominantly young female audiences, would vigorously juggle his huge balls to spectacular heights as the crowd watched in awe. But the pièce de résistance was always his grand finale, as Marcel, to the great delight of the crowd would fling his huge blue balls high into the air and impale them on strategically placed spikes in the arena’s vast roof. His massive balls would then explode showering his audience with the fruity concoction we know as “Blue balls”. Unfortunately, the devilishly handsome Boulez is no longer with us. Never married and still a virgin due to his strict religious beliefs, the former juggler extraordinaire passed away in his favorite hammock, his big blue balls laying by his side. Cause of death was only reported as “stress related”.