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Alligator Piss

Alligator Piss

Category: Wild N Wacky
Ingredients: 1/4 oz melon liqueur, 1/4 oz peach schnapps, 1/4 oz southern comfort, 1/4 oz amaretto, splash sweet and sour (Preparation: shake and strain)
History: Deep in the Australian outback, there lives the legendary explorer and animal tracker, Danny “The Stalker” Walker. Known for his extraordinary tracking skills, Mr. Walker was by far the best animal rescuer of his generation. On one fateful occasion, Danny was hired by Madam Bouchez, one of Australia’s wealthiest widows. Madam Bouchez had lost her beloved toy poodle, Mr. Puddlesworth, to a freak gust of wind that swept the poor furry fellow from her vast mansion grounds and deep into the bowels of the outback. Danny set forth in a frantic manner knowing time was of the essence in this rescue mission. Heading off with his trusty pet alligator, Antoine, “The Stalker” soon honed in on the wee pooch, but to his horror Mr. Puddlesworh was locked in the jaws of a huge crocodile. Known for his immense bravery, but unfortunately also for his huge lack of common sense, Danny jumped on the colossal croc and wrestled the petrified poodle free. But in the altercation, Danny wasn’t so lucky, losing an arm and a leg before his trusty pet alligator Antoine unleashed all hell and exacted revenge on the crafty croc. With no supplies left, Antoine realized the only way to keep his master from dehydrating and hence certain death was to urinate on his head frequently. He did this for 10 long days, and then, just when they thought their time was up, from nowhere appeared a friendly group of wandering Aborigines who took the weary warriors to safety. Now retired from the animal tracking business because of his lack of limbs, Danny lives comfortably due to the large reward paid to him from Madam Bouchez for retrieving Mr. Puddlesworth. These days “The Stalker” spends most of his time in his local tavern, where he tells the story of his final rescue mission to the tourists that frequently drop by. With Antoine by his side, Danny always ends the incredible tale by buying a round of shots for whoever has listened. That shot? Of course he named it…..Alligator Piss.